Now listen up, and listen well. There’s a new sheriff in town, and you’re lookin’ at him. Now for too long, the town of Toscana has been without law. That ends today. In time, some might say those days ended when I put this badge on, while others might say it was after I finished [...]
Entries Tagged as 'writing'
September 9th, 2010 · No Comments
November 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments
I will (and kind of have been) continue updating RamseyEss.com as I do this, but I would be remiss if I didn’t let you know that I am currently blogging over at Sparknotes.com’s blog. It’s a much different style than what you’ll find here, but basically I’m doing summaries of classic literature with my dumb [...]
August 3rd, 2009 · No Comments
From last month’s GORILLA GORILLA show at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre in NY: Betting Newscasters Starring Jennifer Bartels and Davram Stiefler and featuring Phaea Crede, Amber Nelson and Nate Shelkey (and a cameo from me). Written by me (Ramsey) and directed by John Kingman.
December 14th, 2008 · No Comments
In case this website isn’t providing you with enough content on it’s own, allow me to present you with two exciting new options to get even more material culled from my brain. A. If you’re on Facebook you can now tell everyone that you’re a fan of my website by clicking the following link: this [...]
December 12th, 2008 · 3 Comments
(I was originally going to call this post “A Post for Book Lovers” but I don’t see any point in kidding anyone. I’m writing this for one person and one person alone: my favorite author and secret crush: Sarah Vowell. You might like it too, though.) In college, as we were reading the classic Melville [...]
September 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Dear Slim, Hey. So, this has been a long time coming, but my name’s Stan and you wrote this song about me. You probably remember it. You made all those letters I wrote to you rhyme? Oh! And you accused me of murder. Now, that’s not to say I’m not flattered. I wrote those back [...]
August 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment
“School Project” is the sketch group that came out of my UCB show in June. We’ve tightened up our material, added some new things and magically become funnier. I act, and I wrote alongside some really hilarious peop- no. Friends. It all happens August 28th at 7:00PM at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NY [...]
June 4th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Ready to see my stage debut? Me too! Come see some sketches that I wrote along with some very talented people in my Sketch 201 class (and I even make an appearance on stage (!)). It all happens June 9th at 6:30PM at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NY at 307 W. 26th St. [...]
April 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment
I wrote this piece a good while ago for the website Supermasterpiece.com. I still like it. As many as nearly half of all of today’s scientists and scientologists are practicing Christians. Unfortunately, these two powerful forces have been feuding since the invention of logic in 1941. How is it that these Christian scientists have been [...]
April 26th, 2008 · No Comments
I remember reading an article years and years ago about how Goosebumps author R.L. Stein was filing a lawsuit against the person who owned rlstein.com. I have started RamseyEss.com to prove, once and for all, that I am smarter than Goosebumps author R.L. Stein.