Recently, Michel Gondry offered to draw anybody with twenty bucks. Well, I’m not one to not have twenty dollars, so I sent it to French director and he sent me the following in reply:
(Please note: even though this involves a director sending me something, this is not a “Ramsey’s First Grade Journal” entry. This is [...]

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The Earth is literally dying. Find out what you could do to help with this video. Also, the eighties.

I have no idea why I made this either.

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Continuing the series, another more intimate look at what I’m trying to do as a performer:

First Look

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I just realized that I’ve updated my Twitter to reflect this, but haven’t mentioned it officially on the website. Let’s just consider this the official announcement, two months or so late.
I am now a member of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre’s Maude Teams. I, along with five very talented writers and six equally talented performers, [...]

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Today marks the one year anniversary of RamseyEss.com. So, how do we mark this occasion? It would be silly to create a clip show as all of my favorite posts are highlighted on the bottom left corner of the page, and I think one year is a little too early to corral my many, many celebrity friends [...]

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In reality there’s only one grain, but it wears a wig so it seems like a multi-grain cereal.

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Vanessa Carlton’s last single, “Hands on Me,” failed to break U.S. Billboard Hot Adult Top 20. I’m trying to help her out by making a music video for this single. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP OUT THE WRITER OF “A THOUSAND MILES?”

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Now, let me begin by saying I am 100% not in the demographic intended to go out and buy “Bride Wars” on DVD tomorrow. However, there are some things that could be changed that would make me watch this film.
For example, here is the current poster for the movie:

And here is a version of the [...]

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I don’t smoke pot, nor do I write parody songs, but if I did both of these things, the name of my band would be “Matchbox 420.”
Related: Does anyone know how to mail jokes to Jay Leno in 1999?

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The following post was originally written as a writing submission for the humor blog for a popular cable television show. After submitting this work the parent company subsequently initiated a hiring freeze and let go of many of their staffers.
Basically, that’s why it’s so dated and pop-culture-y. I still think it’s funny though. Look for [...]

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