I just saw an ad on the television that began with yellow letters against a stark red background that read: “STOP GLOBAL WARMING.” Slowly the red faded into the familiar image of a closeup of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup and the message continued: “OR ALL THE REESE’S CUPS WILL MELT.”
While true, I guess, we [...]

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Because you guys don’t get emails every time someone leaves a comment on this site, I feel it is my duty to inform you that I have just received a very unexpected/awesome comment to an early post. Ladies and gentlemen, Prince Akkanatan left a comment on my Questions Not Answered by Professional Wrestling post.
Let this just [...]

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I’ve occasionally wondered what the American equivalent to the fortune cookie is*. I may have found the answer, written on the back of a Gushers packet.
“To avoid choking, give Fruit Flavored Snacks only to children who can easily swallow chewy foods. Children should be seated and supervised while eating.”
Not just good advice for parents… [...]

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When I was in the third grade, my teacher gave me a copy of the cassette tape Multiplication Rap. So you can experience it yourself, I have tracked down a clip (however, it is not from my favorite track, “Everybody Dance and Multiply, Too (2x)”).
Everybody Multiply (6x)
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]
Pretty woefully out of date, [...]

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This is a mural I recently found in the garden area of Chimu in Brooklyn:

Maybe now you’ll listen to my theory of the Peruvian robot named “Chimu” emigrating to Brooklyn to trample it’s fish population?

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Earlier this evening I had the pleasure of seeing Mr. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists perform a free show at Battery Park in Manhattan. Odds are that you couldn’t make it. Don’t worry! I’ll fill you in:

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Welcome to Facial Hair Talk at RamseyEss.com. Today we’ll be examining the “how to” behind growing facial hair:

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Remember when Ramsviews used to be in text format? Thank god those days are over:
 
The good ole’ ramseyess.com layout doesn’t allow for the full width of this gorgeous (HD!) video, so I would recommend clicking the video twice or clicking here to see it as it was meant to be seen.

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Welcome to the first edition of Ramsey Reviews (or for short, Ramsview). Today’s review:

Doritos: The Quest

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As you may know from the billion times that it appears on this website, my last name is rather short (but, if you’re reading, Will Shortz, this makes it fantastic for inclusion in a crossword puzzle). As you are about to read, this can be both a blessing and a curse. Here are some “professionals” and [...]

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