Happy Thanksgiving.
Moving on, as I walked by a Pretzel Time franchise in Manhattan the other night I noticed two huge, very specific cookies in the window.
The first:

This is a cookie that can really only be sent by a few elected officials to their supporters. I will not be complaining if someone sends me a giant [...]

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Special Edition: 
Occasionally I like to flip through the pages of The Wonderland of Knowledge and think about what was going through the mind of the copywriter when they were compiling the knowledge for the wonderland. Doing so requires some creativity on my part, as I attempt to step back in time to 1968 and put myself [...]

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With snow falling (or falling soon. I don’t really know. I wrote this in advance.), the importance of safety in your automobile is key. In the interest of helping our nation’s drivers as they trek through inclement weather, I have created this guide to safely navigating your way through the frozen hell that is winter.
So [...]

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So clearly, we’re talking about the part of New York that is on The Planet of the Apes.

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In honor of Halloween I thought I would make this clear:

No one asked for my opinion but I just gave it anyway. This is the closest that this website has come to being an actual blog.

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We all know how fun it can be to exit a movie with a friend in front of people waiting to see the same movie and lay out a fake spoiler. “I can’t believe Batman died!” you’ll say, or maybe “Wow, they really set There Will Be Blood up for a sequel, huh?” (No? I’m [...]

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This was given to me by a submarine sandwich shop (Subway) as part of their Scrabble contest. I found it rather cruel:

Somehow, I blame Jared.

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Blogs don’t have covers.

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GL: The George Lucas Magazine

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Riding the subway on my way home this evening I witnessed the worst conversation ever. A man walked down the length of the car shaking a cup full of change, asking for money. On his way down the aisle he was stopped by the worst couple in the world.
Both dressed as if they had just [...]

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