While there are bikes on the “fence,” you’ll notice that the directive of the sign is totally being followed.

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This is the latest ad from the MTA. Once again, the New York Transit Authority is showing their pro-ghost bias and is forcing the regular Joe AliveGuy to give up his seat for the deceased. Things just haven’t been the same since Mayor Bloomberg, known ghost, took office.

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If you’re wondering why there’s been a slight hiatus in my posts, it’s not because I’ve been enjoying my summer. It’s because I’ve been staring at a video game box. Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present to you the most boring video game that I can’t play. How do I know it’s so [...]

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In reality there’s only one grain, but it wears a wig so it seems like a multi-grain cereal.

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Now, let me begin by saying I am 100% not in the demographic intended to go out and buy “Bride Wars” on DVD tomorrow. However, there are some things that could be changed that would make me watch this film. For example, here is the current poster for the movie: And here is a version [...]

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The the Lord sent fire and flaming smoke raining down from heaven on Sodom and Gomorrah. And he sent destruction on those towns, with all the lowland and all the people of those towns and every green thing in the land. But Lot’s wife, looking back, became a pillar of salt. – Genesis 19:23-26 The [...]

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Our friend Patrick Rogan! (see earlier post) has struck again in my neighborhood: That capital “p” is unmistakeable. It is important to know that the establishment that this was spray painted on is not a pie factory.

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Dear General Mills Corporation, For months now I’ve been silent, but I can not allow this to continue. I have enjoyed Cinnamon Toast Crunch for several years now, but something has changed. Maybe you thought we wouldn’t notice. Maybe you thought we would just continue shoving our mouths full of sugar and cinnamon swirls. I [...]

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Teacher: All right everyone, now that you all seem to have grasped division, we are going to move forward with long division. Now, if something doesn’t divide equally, instead of using remainders we’ll use the decimal point. Let me show you on the board. Me: I’m sorry, hold on for one second, Mrs. Neely. What’s [...]

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Recently I’ve been listening to episodes of the Groucho Marx radio show “You Bet Your Life” from archive.org during my morning commute. In the December 21, 1949 episode (in case you are writing a book about my blog and need to cite your sources) Groucho interviews a contestant from Holland and they talk about Santa Claus [...]

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