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Entries from May 2009

Famous Hamsters in History #542 of ∞

May 29th, 2009 · No Comments

Once again, introducing Famous Hamsters in History (brought to you by State Farm Insurance)!
 

Mr. Wisk: Famous Artist

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Tags: Hamsters in History · art · history

The Wonderland of Knowledge Wednesdays - “Wind”

May 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Every Wednesday at RamseyEss.com, I highlight an entry from “The Wonderland of Knowledge,” an encyclopedia set for children from 1968 that I found on the street in Brooklyn, waiting for the garbage man. This week: “wind.”
There are many forces in this world that man has attempted to harness only to have the mighty hand of [...]

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Tags: Wonderland of Knowledge · history

How My Life Will Play Out According to My Dad - Part Four

May 22nd, 2009 · No Comments

Burglar: Give me your wallet, the keys to your car, your phone and your iPod.
Me: My phone is my iPod.
Burglar: What?
Me: I have an iPhone.
Burglar: So it’s a phone. Give it to me.
Me: Right, but it’s also a music player.
Burglar: How many songs does it hold?
Me: It’s 8 gigs.
Burglar: …
Me: A lot.
Burglar: What’s the camera [...]

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Tags: history

How My Life Will Play Out According to My Dad - Part Three

May 18th, 2009 · No Comments

Burglar: Get out of the car.
Me: Please don’t shoot!
Burglar: Give me the keys!
Me: Yes. I’ll just reach over here for them…
Burglar: Oh my goodness! What’s going on?! The car… the horn is blasting and the lights are flashing on and off. It’s almost as if the car is “panicking.” I don’t want to have anything [...]

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Tags: history

Our One Year Anniversary

May 17th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Today marks the one year anniversary of RamseyEss.com. So, how do we mark this occasion? It would be silly to create a clip show as all of my favorite posts are highlighted on the bottom left corner of the page, and I think one year is a little too early to corral my many, many celebrity friends [...]

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Tags: internet · outside world

Hannah Montana Cereal

May 10th, 2009 · No Comments

In reality there’s only one grain, but it wears a wig so it seems like a multi-grain cereal.

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Tags: observation · outside world

The Wonderland of Knowledge Wednesdays - “WWII”

May 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment

War costs money.
After suffering through the Great Depression, our nation sobered up and sacrificed, jumping into action to preserve our freedom. The Wonderland of Knowledge understands this, and to demonstrate the sacrifice that our country, as well as many more across the globe, in their entry on “World War II,” they provided this chart to show [...]

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Tags: Wonderland of Knowledge · history

Once again, I, Ramsey Ess, bail out Vanessa Carlton…

May 1st, 2009 · 10 Comments

Vanessa Carlton’s last single, “Hands on Me,” failed to break U.S. Billboard Hot Adult Top 20. I’m trying to help her out by making a music video for this single. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP OUT THE WRITER OF “A THOUSAND MILES?”

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Tags: outside world · video