Clearly The Wonderland of Knowledge gets it right when it goes outside and looks at nature. It has crazy captions for every bird, tree or animal that personifies it in some odd way. If you cycle through those entries I’ve written, each one seems to end with me flabbergasted at how insane the next entry is.

Here’s what Wonderland had to say about the weasel:

…He enjoys Scorsese films, Mexican food and likes to unwind with a collection of Will Shortz crossword puzzles. If you’d be interested in a date with The Weasel, dial box #83924.