St. Peter: And if you’ll walk this way, Mr. Tiersen this is the area of heaven where the former US presidents will hang out and reminisce. Oh, there’s James Garfield.
Tiersen: Hello there.
James Garfield: Good day to you. I hope you enjoy your time here- oh, listen to me! Of course you will.
Tiersen: Haha. It’s an honor sir.
James Garfield: Tell me, what is my legacy in America today? I know I wasn’t a big wig like Lincoln or Jefferson, but do indulge me.
Tiersen: Well, you are best known for your love of lasagna.
James Garfield: I’m sorry?
Tiersen: The Italian dish.
James Garfield: Yes, I’m familiar with the food, but I’m afraid I don’t follow…
St. Peter: Mr. Garfield, our new friend is confusing you with an orange cartoon cat from his time that shares your namesake.
James Garfield: I see.
Man: Tell me friend, how do they remember me, Former President Hagar Thaddeus Horrible?