Ferrero Rocher: Future Hamster

Here we have an interesting case in that this particular famous hamster in history is not from history, but rather, the future. It is lucky for you that the Famous Hamsters series sees the world outside of time. It has already seen all there is to see, and simply moves forward, unable to change the forward motion of life’s ticking clock.

Ferrero Rocher will be born more than three thousand years from the present day. He will be outfitted in a black rubber hamster jumpsuit, which will be standard for all pets, both those that are natural as well as those that are physical manifestations of what is today called “the Internet.”

Contrary to the perceptions of most from our time period, Ferrero will not be named after the popular candy treat. Rather, in the future, Rocher is a common last name for hamsters. The first name will instead be selected as a joke, like Chevy Chase’s name.

Ferrero’s most distinctive quality will be his robotic claw which will replace his front right paw after an unfortunate incident involving a malfunctioning bar of his lasercage. The claw will be fully functional and will give Ferrero the added benefit of being able to hold two seeds at one time, though he can will still only be able to eat one at a time.

Also, he will be our first hamster president.