In case this website isn’t providing you with enough content on it’s own, allow me to present you with two exciting new options to get even more material culled from my brain.

A. If you’re on Facebook you can now tell everyone that you’re a fan of my website by clicking the following link: this link right here. (You may also have to click something after clicking the link, but I am certain that you are smart enough to figure that out.)

B. Even more exciting: I am now Twittering. What is Twitter? I don’t know, really, but I’m doing it, so shut up. If you have an account there, feel free to follow me (this link) and enjoy all the wonderful puns and observations that I can fit into 140 characters.

What’s that? You don’t have a Twitter account? Do not fret, for if you look over to the right, my Twitter posts are now embedded directly on this webpage! Double the content spread across 3 times the number of websites! I’m passing the savings on to you!