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Last Wednesday, I put myself in the shoes of a copywriter from 1968 (size 8 Rand dress shoes in tobacco tan), working for The Wonderland of Knowledge Corporation. This week, I am going to put you in my own shoes (size 11.5 Converse All-Stars, solid red) and explain what was going through my own mind as I looked through the entry on “Flying.”
First, I looked through about twenty pictures of different kinds of airplanes. I am not exaggerating. And then…
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES YESYESYESYES. YESYES YESYESYESYES. YESYES.
ROCKET BELT.
OH MY GOD.
THEY HAVEN’T BEEN TO THE MOON YET!
My intense love for this stupid series of books has me so confused. It would be impossible to do both but I either want a rocket belt or I want to go to a simpler time such as 1968 before America landed on the moon.
Wait, no. I definitely want a rocket belt.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Brad // Dec 3, 2008 at 12:49 am
ROCKET BELT IN ‘68? Hey progress! You’re going the wrong way!
2 Jimmy // Dec 3, 2008 at 1:27 am
Looks like the government missed this little number when they were covering up the fact that they invented a Rocket Belt.
You’re probably being followed. Right. Now.
3 Brad // Dec 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS ROCKET BELT THAT I’M POSTING AGAIN TO TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT IT
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