Hollywood takes yet another one of my first grade journal entry to turn into box office gold. This time, prolific filmmaker Woody Allen turns my first grade words into twenty-first century pictures. Click here to see the video slightly bigger.

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Happy Thanksgiving. Moving on, as I walked by a Pretzel Time franchise in Manhattan the other night I noticed two huge, very specific cookies in the window. The first: This is a cookie that can really only be sent by a few elected officials to their supporters. I will not be complaining if someone sends [...]

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Special Edition:  Occasionally I like to flip through the pages of The Wonderland of Knowledge and think about what was going through the mind of the copywriter when they were compiling the knowledge for the wonderland. Doing so requires some creativity on my part, as I attempt to step back in time to 1968 and put [...]

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With snow falling (or falling soon. I don’t really know. I wrote this in advance.), the importance of safety in your automobile is key. In the interest of helping our nation’s drivers as they trek through inclement weather, I have created this guide to safely navigating your way through the frozen hell that is winter. [...]

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One interesting thing that The Wonderland of Knowledge has peppered throughout that I wasn’t expecting is the occasional fun game that you can play, or an illustrative model of some scientific principal that you can build. For it’s entry on “cranes,” Volume Four of The Wonderland of Knowledge teaches you: So, Wonderland, it’s a rainy Saturday afternoon, [...]

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Around this time each month I would post the newest Famous Hamsters in History that I have drawn (as brought to you by State Farms Insurance), but this week I have something a little different. This week, I’m bringing you a public service announcement that concerns hamsters, their personal lives and you. Please watch, and [...]

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“I love you both so much, and you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the White House.” – Obama to his daughters Sasha and Malia on November 4th, 2008. Now, I recognize I’m a little late on this, but that’s because I was expecting the liberal media to run with this. How [...]

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As the old saying goes “Rome wasn’t built in a day.” And even though “they” didn’t say how many people it took to build Rome, it’s safe to say that they would’ve said “more than one person.” That’s because the ancient Romans knew how to cooperate, or, as The Wonderland of Knowledge calls it, “co-operation (ko [...]

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So clearly, we’re talking about the part of New York that is on The Planet of the Apes.

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This is the least amount of original content I’ve ever posted, but I just want to make sure that anyone who does not live in the tri-state area sees this: Why this is important: In looking for this commercial online, there were no less than four videos of babies being hypnotized by it. There is [...]

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