When those copywriters over at The Wonderland of Knowledge Corporation (yes, I checked the page, they had their own corporation) decided to write their entry on “Illumination” they were no doubt disappointed to learn that they lived in the 1960s. As a result of this mistake, their entry would only appear in book form, which was unfortunate, because this entry is clearly one that absolutely needs to be heard in a very specific way.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am very proud to present, for the very first time, The Wonderland of Knowledge’s entry for “Illumination,” the way it was meant to be seen/heard.

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According to The Wonderland of Knowledge, everything is the most important thing ever.