Potential Employer: Well, Ramsey, I just have to say that this is by far the best interview I’ve ever conducted. You seem extremely qualified and intensely easy to get along with. You say that you would enjoy being a professional artist?
Me: I would.
Potential Employer: And you would take no issue with taking a disproportionately large salary?
Me: I would be fine with this.
Potential Employer: All right then! I just have to ask you one more question, and it’s really just a formality: how many Star Wars figures do you own?
Me: …
Potential Employer: If you don’t know the exact number, that’s fine. Ballpark it. I just hope that your answer isn’t “over fifty.”
Me: …
Potential Employer: You do realize that under recently passed legislation I am now legally obligated to murder you?