Attractive Model: Ramsey, I have absolutely zero interest in you sexually.
Me: I understand. I’ll just be over here, playing the piano.
Attractive Model: Hold on one second! Let me ask you a question, did you take piano lessons growing up?
Me: I did.
Attractive Model: Did you stick with them even though you really wanted to quit?
Me: Yes. I call my father daily to thank him for forcing me to do so.
Attractive Model: Well, if I were to guess, I would say that you practice every day.
Me: That is correct. Just because it’s the weekend is not an excuse to skip a day.
Attractive Model: Would you care to marry me?
Me: Yes I would.