My regular readers may have noticed my silence concerning the upcoming election, despite this site primarily being a political blog. Well, after last night’s debate, I am finally ready to endorse a candidate for the 2008 election.
Ladies and gentlemen, RamseyEss.com is proud to announce its official endorsement of The Ghost of Paul Newman for President of the United States.

Now, [...]

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Potential Employer: Well, Ramsey, I just have to say that this is by far the best interview I’ve ever conducted. You seem extremely qualified and intensely easy to get along with. You say that you would enjoy being a professional artist?
Me: I would.
Potential Employer: And you would take no issue with taking a [...]

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Attractive Model: Ramsey, I have absolutely zero interest in you sexually.
Me: I understand. I’ll just be over here, playing the piano.
Attractive Model: Hold on one second! Let me ask you a question, did you take piano lessons growing up?
Me: I did.
Attractive Model: Did you stick with them even though you really wanted to quit?
Me: Yes. [...]

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And now the fifth exciting premiere of Famous Hamsters in History (once again brought to you by State Farm Insurance)!

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Dear Slim,
Hey. So, this has been a long time coming, but my name’s Stan and you wrote this song about me. You probably remember it. You made all those letters I wrote to you rhyme? Oh! And you accused me of murder.
Now, that’s not to say I’m not flattered. I wrote those back in 1999, [...]

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We all know how fun it can be to exit a movie with a friend in front of people waiting to see the same movie and lay out a fake spoiler. “I can’t believe Batman died!” you’ll say, or maybe “Wow, they really set There Will Be Blood up for a sequel, huh?” (No? I’m [...]

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This was given to me by a submarine sandwich shop (Subway) as part of their Scrabble contest. I found it rather cruel:

Somehow, I blame Jared.

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It’s time for the second video edition of Ramsey Reviews. This time, I review my 1996 Honda Accord: the Greatest of All Automobiles. HOWEVER: I should warn you, a TWIST ENDING awaits you!

Click this link to see it normal sized.

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Blogs don’t have covers.

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