I’ve occasionally wondered what the American equivalent to the fortune cookie is*. I may have found the answer, written on the back of a Gushers packet.

“To avoid choking, give Fruit Flavored Snacks only to children who can easily swallow chewy foods. Children should be seated and supervised while eating.”

Not just good advice for parents… but for living.

*I know that the fortune cookie is American in origin. Shut up, jerk.