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Facial Hair Talk: How to Grow a Beard

July 11th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Welcome to Facial Hair Talk at RamseyEss.com. Today we’ll be examining the “how to” behind growing facial hair:

Before and After Shots

 

Really? You’re coming to me for a “how to?” Look at that one on the right. Seriously. Look at it. That took a month. There are second graders with a thicker beard than mine.

I don’t know what to tell you. I really don’t.

Please. Just-

Just leave.

Tags: observation · outside world

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jimmy...um...Dutton... // Jul 11, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    I feel your pain, Ramsey.

    I have a review request…could you review other people’s reviews? That’d be great. I want to know who to trust and who not to…but…I don’t know if I trust your or not yet…but you’re a reviewer so you….can I trust….I don’t know…just do it.

  • 2 Xiao // Jul 14, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Dear Editors of RamseyEss.com
    I write on behalf of the millions, correction, billions of people around the world who, like myself, are follically challenged in the lower-face region. I believe that your recent before/after derision of your supposed “lack” of facial hair prowess belittles the daily humiliation and stigma suffered by us who are less follically fortunate. I sincerely urge RamseyEss.com to be more sensitive to the sensibilities of it’s follically diverse readership and help raise awareness of our plight.
    Thank You

  • 3 Ramsey // Jul 14, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Your comment has been forwarded to the editors of RamseyEss.com.

    Thank you for reading!
    Ramsey Ess

  • 4 Dan BEARD // Jul 22, 2008 at 1:55 am

    YOU AIN’T A MAN

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