The hotter the weather gets, the more I tend to quote that Sears air conditioning commercial from the mid-90s. In an effort to stop quoting it, I decided to remake it.

This was also an excuse to test my new camera and to start getting to know Final Cut. Hooray for terrible video effects! It served [...]

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As you may know from the billion times that it appears on this website, my last name is rather short (but, if you’re reading, Will Shortz, this makes it fantastic for inclusion in a crossword puzzle). As you are about to read, this can be both a blessing and a curse. Here are some “professionals” and [...]

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Hello! Friendster here! Remember us? We were that website that you used to go to before Facebook and mySpa… you know what? Doesn’t matter.

Anyway. Just thought we’d drop a quick note to let you know about some exciting new features we’ve been working on. (We hung on to your email address.)
Unlike some other sites out there, [...]

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Welcome to the second inaugural edition of Famous Hamsters in History (brought to you by State Farm Insurance):

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Thank you to all that came out to my Sketch 201 show on the 9th at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. For those of you that couldn’t make it, here’s what it would’ve looked like if your eyes were iPhones:
Photo by Electronomo.
From left to right: D’Arcy Erokan, me, Brianna Hope, Craig Rowin in a sketch by [...]

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Mike Myers’ new film The Love Guru has upset some Hindus, saying that the main character Pitka lampoons “Hinduism and Hindus and uses Hindu terms frivolously.”
Myers probably selected Hinduism due to their ties to nonviolent resistance with the hopes that any protesting would be calm, and ideally, hunger strike related. Here are some concepts that were rejected [...]

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People sometimes talk in movie theaters. I get it. I can’t change that. However, a few weeks ago while watching the new Indiana Jones there was a fellow behind me who had a lot on his mind. For example, he had some intriguing views on the Hancock trailer (specifically, he was not interested in Hancock.) And [...]

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Ready to see  my stage debut? Me too! Come see some sketches that I wrote along with some very talented people in my Sketch 201 class (and I even make an appearance on stage (!)).
It all happens June 9th at 6:30PM at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in NY at 307 W. 26th St. Admission [...]

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Yeah. We’re all coming from the same place. We’ve all heard the misinformed monologue jokes from the late night jokesters. (They’re trucks, not carts, Jay.) We know what it’s like to check the Internet, only to find ourselves at Gawker.com reading the latest snark about wheeled book units. And just like you, we are sick and tired [...]

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