I am planning a trilogy of biopics about actor Jason Bateman. The first, which is now entering preproduction, covers his early life through Silver Spoons Season Three. It will be entitled Bateman Begins.
Entries from May 2008
May 31st, 2008 · 3 Comments
May 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Towards the end of my day at work, as I walked by the secretary at the copier and I asked her how she was doing. She told me that she was doing well and politely responded “how are you?” I had not stopped walking as I was speaking, so I stepped around the corner to my destination. A few [...]
May 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment
May 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments
Whilst Google-ing myself (you do it too, don’t pretend you don’t), this link appeared. I find it frightening. This link, right here. What you need to know in order for this to make sense: My name is Ramsey Ess.
May 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments
On May 17th, 2008 I had the pleasure of watching a few wrestling matches showcased by the East Coast Professional Wrestling Group at St. Patrick’s Roman Catholic Church in Brooklyn, NY. Among the many surprises of the evening (including the return of the WWF’s Brutus “the Barber” Beefcake, which I was told repeatedly, was historic), there was [...]
May 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Though I’ve never seen a full episode of the show, I’m going to write a script for Sex and the City in which Sarah Jessica Parker’s character spends the entire episode disappointing people because they heard “Terry Bradshaw.”
May 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Famous Hamsters in History (brought to you by State Farm Insurance):